Bathroom Trophy

Most bathroom visits vanish without ceremony. Bathroom Trophy corrects this grave injustice.

Choose a verdict, tap LOG THIS LOO, and let the court record the deed. Each private entry advances your rank, fills your trophy cabinet, and gives future-you a chronicle nobody asked for—but everybody deserves.

THE ROYAL PRIVY AWAITS
• Five comic verdicts for every movement
• 38 absurd trophies, from First Flush to Emperor of Evacuation
• Nine lifetime throne ranks with a clear next conquest
• Daily stall-wall jokes and fresh royal proclamations
• Weekly briefings with active days, top mood, home turf, and one ridiculous verdict
• Shareable recap cards in three royal styles
• Optional broad place labels, emblems, and private notes
• Full history editing and deletion

A THRONE WITH BOUNDARIES
Everything stays locally on your iPhone. There is no account, advertising, public profile, social feed, precise location permission, subscription, or in-app purchase. Shared recap cards keep exact times, notes, and place labels inside the kingdom of one.

Bathroom Trophy is an entertainment journal. It does not provide health or medical advice.