Oinker - Roast My Spending

Your bank app is boring. Oinker isn't.

Link your bank and a sarcastic pig reads every purchase. A third latte before noon gets ROASTED. Money into savings gets RESPECT. Rent and the pharmacy just get NOTED.

ONE FUNNY LINE PER PURCHASE
Every purchase gets a verdict and one short line, written for your actual spending in your currency. Small repeats are grouped, so five coffees become one roast.

GENTLE, MEDIUM OR SAVAGE
- Gentle: a kind friend raising an eyebrow.
- Medium: dry and sarcastic.
- Savage: big drama, no profanity.
Mean about the purchase, never about you.

ROASTS LAND RIGHT AFTER YOU SPEND
A notification shortly after the purchase, plus a Home Screen widget with today's spend and the latest verdict. Pick every roast, highlights only, weekly only, or off. Quiet hours hold everything until morning.

THE SUNDAY RECEIPT
Your week, printed like a receipt: worst decisions first, one good thing you did, the total, and how it compares with last week.

STORY CARDS
Turn your best burns and wins into story-sized cards. Round the amount and hide the merchant if you like.

READ-ONLY. NO JUDGING THE ESSENTIALS.
- Your bank connects through Plaid. Oinker reads your transactions only, never your balance.
- Oinker never sees your bank password and can't move money.
- Disconnect any time in Settings.
- Rent, bills, medical, debt and childcare never get roasted.
- Delete your account and data from Settings.

Works on iPhone, iPad and iPhone Duo.

Try the free demo first. Linking a bank needs Oinker Pro, a weekly subscription with a 3-day free trial or a yearly subscription. Payment is charged to your Apple Account. Subscriptions renew automatically unless cancelled at least 24 hours before the end of the period. Manage or cancel in your Apple Account settings.

Oinker is for entertainment and awareness. It is not financial advice.

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