Lai Liao Lah

Lai Liao Lah is a parody food-delivery app where the food never arrives — on purpose. Go through the whole ordering ritual: browse hawker stalls, pile up your cart, "place" the order, watch the map, chat with your rider. Then... nothing comes. Lai liao? Never lai. And that's the whole point. Every order you DON'T receive is money you didn't spend and calories you didn't eat. The app tallies it all: your savings, your not-ordering streak, badges, and a Wrapped-style recap of everything you heroically did not order. WHAT YOU GET (by getting nothing): • A full fake ordering flow — food, drinks, dessert, and cabs • A cat rider who loiters, makes excuses, and never shows up • Live "tracking" where the ETA only ever goes UP • Money + calories saved, streaks, and badges • A shareable Monthly Wrapped • "On the Cat's Back" — book a piggyback ride from a cat (also never comes) NO catch, because there's nothing to catch: • No payments • No account, no login • No backend, no real orders • No food. On purpose. It's satire. The food is never coming. Celebrate it.

Entertainment · iPhone, iPad · Free

Rating: 5.0 out of 5, based on 1 user ratings.

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